At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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