It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
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