we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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