I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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