I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
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She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
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Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I would ride that face into the sunset
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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