you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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