i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
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