The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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