Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Randomize
