ya dads aren't the best wingmen
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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