I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
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She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
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I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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