no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
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My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
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Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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