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  • She'll always be calling or knocking on your door. Don't do it! Don't do it unless you have a way of never seeing her again

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 12:45pm
  • He's HIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 12:42pm
  • Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water. FML.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 1:38pm
  • His name is my name too! -John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 10:03am
  • Long live How I Met Your Mother!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 7:14pm
  • She sounds like the type of girl who goes on craiglslist's "chance encounters" section to solicit "help" paying the bills/going to college. And they all usually charge $50 for head and $100 for full sex. Is that the going rate now?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 10:12am
  • Is this my bestie a.f.? If it is, this is your bestie... The one who likes doctors ;-)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 1:55am
  • This sounds pretty normal. Now if you had eaten three sandwiches, this would be some freaky shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:46am
  • Hopefully the landlord isn't ugly...?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:45am
  • 10:12 no you got the prices wrong $100 for head $50 for sex $75 for butt sex and $150 for a hanjob anything I have to do work at the price goes up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 10:50am
  • That's one way to get discounted rent.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 12:33pm
  • I would so do my landlord, she is fiiiiiiine!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 2:06am
  • sandwiches...in reference to pot from how i met your mother. nice.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 10:38am
  • Sandwiches are my favorite food! -Joey

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 10:23am
  • Charles Rutherford believes it's really the end of the month!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 10:05am