i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
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She'll always be calling or knocking on your door. Don't do it! Don't do it unless you have a way of never seeing her again
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Hopefully the landlord isn't ugly...?
She sounds like the type of girl who goes on craiglslist's "chance encounters" section to solicit "help" paying the bills/going to college. And they all usually charge $50 for head and $100 for full sex. Is that the going rate now?
This sounds pretty normal. Now if you had eaten three sandwiches, this would be some freaky shit.
Is this my bestie a.f.? If it is, this is your bestie... The one who likes doctors ;-)
10:12 no you got the prices wrong $100 for head $50 for sex $75 for butt sex and $150 for a hanjob anything I have to do work at the price goes up
That's one way to get discounted rent.
I would so do my landlord, she is fiiiiiiine!
sandwiches...in reference to pot from how i met your mother. nice.
Sandwiches are my favorite food!
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