Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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