Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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