Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
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Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
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Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
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