I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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