no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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