I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
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Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I said "one day" and that day is not today
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did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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