Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
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Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
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Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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