so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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