so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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