lets start a swedish sibling band together
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
