shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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