you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
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There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
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Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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