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  • probably the most stupid thing I've read all day.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 1:02am
  • 323 - your parents must be so proud. xoxo.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 3:39am
  • well they ought to be...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 10:30am
  • 323. Maybe because YOU just laid there. Expecting him to do everything. At 18, you don't know how to fuck yet. Or, maybe you're such a skank that you've had more sex at 18 than he has at 52. He was prolly married to some chick that cut him off after having his 3 kids and he didn't have sex for 20 years before your skanky ass came along.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 4:21am
  • When I was 20 I made dated a 28 year old guy. He had his shit together, was mature, and was good at kissing and in the sack. Like 2:05 said, it's legal.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 2:12am
  • Love of my life is 13 years older than me... absolutely nothing gross about him!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 2:04am
  • Enjoy it while you can - worst kisser I've ever had was 39.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 2:40am
  • BY FAAAAAR a good night.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 4:29am
  • I totally made out with a 38 year old, and he was the best kisser I have ever met. I am 20. Don't see the big deal...It's legal!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 2:05am
  • 10:49, you're a great kisser.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 8:47pm
  • I'm 20 and a great kisser.. a 32 year old told me so. Wuudduupp?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 4:11am
  • I'm not too found of 38 year olds these days........

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 4:57am
  • @4:57 I'm not too found of 38 year olds these days........ why is that?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:45am
  • My friends dad is fine AND a good kisser, don't hate. And I'm too drunk to remember if I left 4:39???? Ha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 4:50am
  • im dating a guy that is 30 and im 21. and he is amazingly experienced.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 1:51am
  • You are sick! How old are you? 12!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 4:10pm
  • @ 8:51...No the 38 year old girls chase the 20 something guys....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 9:38am
  • I had sex with a 52 year old and I'm 18, but he did not seem experienced at all for some reason

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 3:23am
  • Why do we assume it's a girl kissing an older guy? Maybe it's a guy kissing an older, sexier woman....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 8:10am
  • @2:14 just lie on your back....nothin gets in the way.... :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 3:53pm
  • i'm still stuck on the 3:23 sleeping with a 52 year old man AND 4:50 kissing your friend's dad? that is just wrong!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 11:13am
  • im 18 and kissed a 40 year old...he was good but not great. the best kisser ive ever kissed was 19 (a couple months ago when i was 18). i think kissing generally does improve over age, buuut some people are just born with the talent/learn quick. i kind of do have an issue with dating between a huge age gap. but then thatd make me a hypocrite...so all i can say is people gotta do what people gotta do [=

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 4:23am
  • nothing grosser than a 20 something girl making out with a guy who is almost 40.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 12:48am
  • 2:14 - if you have all that when you are just 38 you aren't taking care of yourself, and won't be attractive. I know 50+ year olds who have better bodies than most 20-somethings i know.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 5:48pm
  • I dated a 42 yr old when I was 21. Amazing kisser, not so great in the sack. Not bad, just not so good. I've figured out a 4-7 yr age difference seems to work best. My guy now is 4 yrs older, a great kisser and fantastic in the sack!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 1:02pm
  • I agree that some people are generally "good" and some people are generally "bad" kissers, but there is also a lot of style issues in there - someone not your style could seem like a bad kisser to you. same with sex. i dated one guy who always kissed soft and slow, not bad, but sometimes a girl just needs her face grabbed in a passionate kiss-attack! Soft and slow got boring real quick. Sex was also good at first, but boring after a while too (he was 43, i was 26)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 12:24pm
  • haha the second 1:08 speaks the truth

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 1:14am
  • Isn't this a Tragically Hip song?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 12:46am
  • eee what if they are like 16?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 10:12pm
  • Thirty-eight year old here. I'm a great kisser, but it's not something I learned all by myself.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 1:04pm
  • Guess i have something to look forward too

    Submitted by nutty on May 11, 10 at 8:15pm
  • "i'm in my twenties and i love the older men.. people my age are too immature" Almost every chick I've ever known that has said something similar to these words was insanely immature and had daddy issues. Sadly, that is roughly half the females I grew up with. That said, who cares if people wanna go out and sport fuck somebody twice their age? May not be my thing but lord knows I ain't gonna judge you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 10:48pm
  • a lot of older people are good kissers cuz they've had a lot of practice and they get the art of patience. Nothing worse than a dude in his 20's flopping his tongue around your mouth like he's chasing a foosball ...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 1:04am
  • It's not the age that counts, it's the person. I'm 37 and I LUVS older women and my 46 y.o. GF kisses like a dream but my 44 y.o. ladyfriend couldn't kiss to save her life! She royally Sucked at it! The funny part was she had a great body but couldn't kiss and was a mediocre fuck at best.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 10:42am
  • ummmm i just think its sick to make-out/go-out with sum1 old enough to be your dad....or grandpa ewww

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 10:39am
  • don't you guys know that its all the rage these days to be hooking up with people either way older or way younger than you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 5:29pm
  • Why are we assuming there is an age difference? I am 38 and I kiss other 38 year olds. In fact, I am going to just pretend this text was about me! PS. If 38 year old guys are making out with 20somethings are 38 year old gals stuck with 50somethings?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 8:51am
  • I'm 26 and a good kisser. So I'm told anyway. I don't hunt for foosballs with my tongue at all.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 1:22am
  • One person. One experience. They could have been a good kisser at 28? 18? You are ageist!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 1:08am
  • 3:52----i think i love you!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 5:57pm
  • 1:04 = Hero of the Day

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 11:25am
  • I'm 27, my bf is 47. He's sexy as hell! However, the worst kisser EVER was a 44 year old i dated. All those years of practice did him no good!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 1:46am
  • i agree with 1:04 i'm in my twenties and i love the older men.. people my age are too immature

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 1:51am
  • Us older guys can dazzle you younger ladies much more than some "boy" who is inexperienced and only interested in getting off himself...in 2 minutes...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 12:10pm
  • must of been one of them underage bitches at riches in the h

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 7:16pm
  • Awesome! I'm 38! It's true though; with age you get practice. Nothing like honing those skills!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 10:49am
  • older chicks def kiss better it seems...i've been with a 36, 39 and 47 year old...all by far kiss much better then a lot of the younger girls I've been with....they just know what they want.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 7:51am
  • lol, oh how the text changes if the person who sent it is 60! there are kissers of all ages that fall into horrible or fantastic categories deal ppl!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 5:10pm
  • Wordd. Older guys just do it better.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 2:37am
  • With all this old man love, I can't wait till I'm 38. I never thought long balls, extra abdominal fat, and loose skin could ever be attractive.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 2:14pm
  • i totally agree!

    Submitted by ninjashae on Jul 7, 11 at 7:07pm
  • My boyfriend is 15 years older, I've never been treated better than he treats me. Age is just a number...unless you're underage lol

    Submitted by syn_ on May 2, 11 at 4:32am
  • Uhm, I hate to say it but... agreed on that one.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 12:51am
  • That rocks hard!! Im 34 and made out with a 23 year old!! Fuck yeah!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 5:54am
  • all the 20 something dudes are out sport fucking the 38 year old MILF's. Kissing is a personal, intimate thing, some folks just do it well at any age, others just never figure it out, like my F'in wife.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 10:36am