she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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