Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
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I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
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the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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