Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
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