fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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