If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Sober January is a disaster.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
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I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
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Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
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