So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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