So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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