just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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