haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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