I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
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Grow a vagina and come home with the 2 dollars you left with
You have two options: choose option 1 if you're a lightweight and option 2 if you like living on the edge. 1) Buy a cheap 40 or Four Loko or 2)Borrow a trenchcoat and buy a squirt gun, then proceed to rob your local convenience store.
Two buck chuck!
Take your top off and stick 'em to your tits. You'll be drinking all you want for the rest of the night.
Steel Reserve, obviously.
If there's a Trader Joe's where you live, a bottle of Two Buck Chuck should work nicely.
Buy a 2$ condom and turn a 50$ trick
Step one: Buy a bus ticket downtown.\nStep two: Whore yourself out for $20 OBO.\nStep three: Buy booze.\nStep four: Repeat.
Boone's Farm ftw!
MD 2020 bling bling!!!
40 oz in my lap and it's freezin ma junk
See if your favorite bar will give you a credit line
Buy $2 worth of McDonald's and go find some drunk people.