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  • Submitted by tg03 on Mar 31, 12 at 2:30pm

    You have two options: choose option 1 if you're a lightweight and option 2 if you like living on the edge. 1) Buy a cheap 40 or Four Loko or 2)Borrow a trenchcoat and buy a squirt gun, then proceed to rob your local convenience store.

  • Submitted by maec on Mar 31, 12 at 5:11pm

    Grow a vagina and come home with the 2 dollars you left with

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    Submitted by igotthis on Mar 31, 12 at 4:51pm

    Two buck chuck!

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    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Mar 31, 12 at 3:25pm

    If there's a Trader Joe's where you live, a bottle of Two Buck Chuck should work nicely.

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    Submitted by Pokeysaurus on Mar 31, 12 at 4:51pm

    Step one: Buy a bus ticket downtown.\nStep two: Whore yourself out for $20 OBO.\nStep three: Buy booze.\nStep four: Repeat.

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    Submitted by mthib on Mar 31, 12 at 6:08pm

    Buy a 2$ condom and turn a 50$ trick

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    Submitted by jackkennedy on Mar 31, 12 at 2:37pm

    Steel Reserve, obviously.

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    Submitted by Kevin201 on Mar 31, 12 at 2:28pm

    Boone's Farm ftw!

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    Submitted by Chaparita on Apr 1, 12 at 11:11am

    MD 2020 bling bling!!!

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    Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Apr 1, 12 at 9:54pm

    Take your top off and stick 'em to your tits. You'll be drinking all you want for the rest of the night.

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Mar 31, 12 at 2:56pm

    Old Dutch!

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    Submitted by herooftime223 on Apr 1, 12 at 9:18am

    40 oz in my lap and it's freezin ma junk

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    Submitted by Phys on Mar 31, 12 at 7:29pm

    See if your favorite bar will give you a credit line

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    Submitted by guitarfreak664 on Mar 31, 12 at 3:55pm

    Ronrico

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    Submitted by nilesf1 on Apr 7, 13 at 9:07am

    Buy $2 worth of McDonald's and go find some drunk people.