so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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