Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
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She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
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Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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