walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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