Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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