They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
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he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
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