I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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