so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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