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  • 8:49 Yeah, way to be a real man by copying some other whiney ass bitch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 9:34pm
  • I'm a asshole but man, you're just a fucking douchebag.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 5:46pm
  • do you know how many times i had to read this before i could figure out where sentences ended and began? fuck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 5:38pm
  • 6:26pm- I should have clarified. I put them under nicknames. Example, I won't remember a John out of the many others in my phone, but I'll remember Dances in Leopard Print Boxers.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 6:32pm
  • would it have been too hard to find YOUR NUMBER instead of your name?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 6:55pm
  • So the first time was fun then like all men you became a little in infatuated... no worries it happens to the best of you...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 11:48pm
  • 11:38 Perhaps mr. pot should met mr. kettles face then.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 12:05am
  • What kind of girl let's a guy cum in her on a one night stand??!! Condom or not, that's just wrong.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 9:52am
  • that's just a bitchass move & totally agree with 5:38, it took me a few times too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 5:48pm
  • I thought it was funny. In fact from now on, everytime I fuck a chick that I don't want to call me again- I'm gonna delete all her contacts. Fuckin awesome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 8:49pm
  • Here is to honor if you can't cum in her cum on her

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 5:40pm
  • 7:26 well the OP was doing the same behavior, so where's the name-calling for him? He's your new hero while the woman is a "whore"? Stay classy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 8:43pm
  • Good call 9:34. Clearly this guy is retarded. Hope he was wearing his helmet when this poor girl was drunk enough to fuck such a moron.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 10:51pm
  • Deleting her contacts wouldnt keep her from SIMPLY looking at her phone bill online and jus finding your number that way... IMO

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 8:52pm
  • i am responsible from this and she was a whore who was married.. who wanted to leave her husband and kids... her hubby is in iraq,,, deleted her contacts becuz it makes for a good story

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 3:37am
  • A one night stand doesn't make you a whore, you pathetic prude

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 7:47pm
  • why delete her phone contacts?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 5:45pm
  • wowwww what a dbag move seriouslyyyy. and 6:30 he couldnt just find his name and delete that one?? its not that harddd.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 6:20pm
  • FUCK THE EPICK FAIL GUY HE IS REALLY STARTING TO PISS ME OFF

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 7:24pm
  • 7:26 Whore? She might not have had the best judgement based on what a dbag she hooked up with but whore might be a bit harsh. What does that make the guy?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 8:43pm
  • Dick move.

    Submitted by iuhoosierchick on Sep 5, 10 at 1:43am
  • I think the real question is what kind of a guy will cum in a girl on a one night stand.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 11:25am
  • 6:23, why would you remember someone by another name? You're an idiot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 6:26pm
  • Why the hell would you delete her phone? Did you hate her or something?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 5:46pm
  • 5:45, 5:46- The impression I'm getting is that he deleted all her contacts just in case she had his number and would call him if she ended up pregnant.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 6:03pm
  • So, OP, why sleep with her if you knew so much about her & thought she was a whore. I myself am a navy wife so if she cheated on her husband, she deserved what you did. Everyone that would cheat on their spouse that is protecting our freedom deserves to be trashed & treated like a whore!! ESPECIALLY, if she had kids!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 9:45am
  • 6:20, Well for me, I put people under names I'll remember them by and not their real name. So maybe dude was deleting every name for insurance? But yeah, dude was being a total douchebag.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 6:23pm
  • Lies lies lies. I am responsible for this. I swear on my oath. I deleted her contacts because I felt like it. Bitches gotta learn, and I'm the suave mother fucker thats gonna school em. Call me a douche if you like, but I'm still out fucking and sucking every night. Nice try with your Iraq ploy there 3:37, it would a worked if my mate Chris hadn't told me he uploaded this shit. Get fucked you glory hogging turd.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 5:51am
  • You could have just blocked her number or put it in your phone as a do not answer. And if it was the same girl its no longer a one night stand. Douche.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 1:05am
  • i don't get why you would delete her contacts?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 6:12pm
  • @11:25 one that would delete all her contacts incase she's prego he is free and clear.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 1:20pm
  • 9:45- you make no sense

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 1:01pm
  • 6:55 ftw 9:34, agree. 7:26, you know what they say about people who assume.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 11:23pm
  • 3:37 So, you're a fucking homewrecking slut interested only in your own sad life and submitting your own sad text to texts from last night. You suck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 6:17pm
  • you're my new hero... hell, and i'm a chick. I assume she was a total whore and... honestly? act like a whore you deserve to be treated like one.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 7:26pm
  • Maybe he deleted her contacts to teach her a lesson on not being such a slut.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 11:38pm
  • 538. for real. i dont understand what the deleting contacts was for...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 7:03pm
  • i don't get why you would delete her contacts?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 6:12pm
  • This guy is an idiot...................EPIC FAIL

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 7:20pm
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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 5:41pm
  • All I know is if I was her, I'd be pissed the fuck off and I'd cut it off so he'd have no more "one night stands"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 1:22pm