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  • 57 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 5:46pm

    I'm a asshole but man, you're just a fucking douchebag.

  • 58 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 5:38pm

    do you know how many times i had to read this before i could figure out where sentences ended and began? fuck.

  • 48 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 6:32pm

    6:26pm- I should have clarified. I put them under nicknames. Example, I won't remember a John out of the many others in my phone, but I'll remember Dances in Leopard Print Boxers.

  • 52 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 9:34pm

    8:49 Yeah, way to be a real man by copying some other whiney ass bitch.

  • 53 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 8:43pm

    7:26 well the OP was doing the same behavior, so where's the name-calling for him? He's your new hero while the woman is a "whore"? Stay classy.

  • 34 24
    Submitted by iuhoosierchick on Sep 5, 10 at 1:43am

    Dick move.

  • 44 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 5:40pm

    Here is to honor if you can't cum in her cum on her

  • 46 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 6:23pm

    6:20, Well for me, I put people under names I'll remember them by and not their real name. So maybe dude was deleting every name for insurance? But yeah, dude was being a total douchebag.

  • 44 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 5:48pm

    that's just a bitchass move & totally agree with 5:38, it took me a few times too

  • 43 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 6:20pm

    wowwww what a dbag move seriouslyyyy. and 6:30 he couldnt just find his name and delete that one?? its not that harddd.

  • 41 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 9:52am

    What kind of girl let's a guy cum in her on a one night stand??!! Condom or not, that's just wrong.

  • 38 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 6:55pm

    would it have been too hard to find YOUR NUMBER instead of your name?

  • 41 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 5:45pm

    why delete her phone contacts?

  • 35 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 5:51am

    Lies lies lies. I am responsible for this. I swear on my oath. I deleted her contacts because I felt like it. Bitches gotta learn, and I'm the suave mother fucker thats gonna school em. Call me a douche if you like, but I'm still out fucking and sucking every night. Nice try with your Iraq ploy there 3:37, it would a worked if my mate Chris hadn't told me he uploaded this shit. Get fucked you glory hogging turd.

  • 40 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 7:47pm

    A one night stand doesn't make you a whore, you pathetic prude

  • 40 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 11:48pm

    So the first time was fun then like all men you became a little in infatuated... no worries it happens to the best of you...

  • 39 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 8:43pm

    7:26 Whore? She might not have had the best judgement based on what a dbag she hooked up with but whore might be a bit harsh. What does that make the guy?

  • 39 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 12:05am

    11:38 Perhaps mr. pot should met mr. kettles face then.

  • 40 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 6:26pm

    6:23, why would you remember someone by another name? You're an idiot.

  • 49 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 8:49pm

    I thought it was funny. In fact from now on, everytime I fuck a chick that I don't want to call me again- I'm gonna delete all her contacts. Fuckin awesome.

  • 44 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 6:03pm

    5:45, 5:46- The impression I'm getting is that he deleted all her contacts just in case she had his number and would call him if she ended up pregnant.

  • 34 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 1:05am

    You could have just blocked her number or put it in your phone as a do not answer. And if it was the same girl its no longer a one night stand. Douche.

  • 38 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 9:45am

    So, OP, why sleep with her if you knew so much about her & thought she was a whore. I myself am a navy wife so if she cheated on her husband, she deserved what you did. Everyone that would cheat on their spouse that is protecting our freedom deserves to be trashed & treated like a whore!! ESPECIALLY, if she had kids!!

  • 33 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 11:25am

    I think the real question is what kind of a guy will cum in a girl on a one night stand.

  • 38 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 3:37am

    i am responsible from this and she was a whore who was married.. who wanted to leave her husband and kids... her hubby is in iraq,,, deleted her contacts becuz it makes for a good story

  • 33 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 7:24pm

    FUCK THE EPICK FAIL GUY HE IS REALLY STARTING TO PISS ME OFF

  • 31 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 10:51pm

    Good call 9:34. Clearly this guy is retarded. Hope he was wearing his helmet when this poor girl was drunk enough to fuck such a moron.

  • 34 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 8:52pm

    Deleting her contacts wouldnt keep her from SIMPLY looking at her phone bill online and jus finding your number that way... IMO

  • 30 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 1:20pm

    @11:25 one that would delete all her contacts incase she's prego he is free and clear.

  • 31 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 11:23pm

    6:55 ftw 9:34, agree. 7:26, you know what they say about people who assume.

  • 31 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 1:01pm

    9:45- you make no sense

  • 36 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 5:46pm

    Why the hell would you delete her phone? Did you hate her or something?

  • 42 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 7:26pm

    you're my new hero... hell, and i'm a chick. I assume she was a total whore and... honestly? act like a whore you deserve to be treated like one.

  • 31 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 6:12pm

    i don't get why you would delete her contacts?

  • 27 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 6:12pm

    i don't get why you would delete her contacts?

  • 36 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 7:20pm

    This guy is an idiot...................EPIC FAIL

  • 29 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 1:22pm

    All I know is if I was her, I'd be pissed the fuck off and I'd cut it off so he'd have no more "one night stands"

  • 26 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 6:17pm

    3:37 So, you're a fucking homewrecking slut interested only in your own sad life and submitting your own sad text to texts from last night. You suck.

  • 27 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 7:03pm

    538. for real. i dont understand what the deleting contacts was for...

  • 29 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 11:38pm

    Maybe he deleted her contacts to teach her a lesson on not being such a slut.

  • 25 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 5:41pm

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