That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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