Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
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