News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
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