I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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