i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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