look no pants
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
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Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
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She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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