I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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