Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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