Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I need mimosas to revive my soul
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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