susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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