rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
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What kind of asshole mows their lawn at 7am?
the look on the neighbor's face told me he was definitely NOT happy to be married to his cow of a wife. by the way, the girls weren't strippers...just girls i met there.
probably not...cuz you probably caught something nasty from those two chicks....
OMG why all the haters....That was funny, glad i wasn't the neighbor or one of the girls but still it was funny....and yes the hot dogs in the parking are the best.!!!!!
Both sound pretty much like losers to me...
maybe the 7am mowing is because it is ridiculously hot wherever they live. Heat + humidity would make me mow at 4am. But then the neighbors would kill you at 5am.
No- you have STD's.
I'm pretty sure I'm your neighbor.
1) Girls you meet at a strip club probably aren't too much better than strippers
2) Guys who think this behavior is appropriate are usually the ones who can't find a decent wife when they're old and full of STDs
i'm 21 in college and this only happens once a year with me.. i need to step up my game..
do you think all of these people posting about how gross it is to pick up girls at the east side are just socially retarded, hideously ugly, or flat out jealous. if you've ever gone out in st louis then chances are you've ended up on the east side and getting picked up there is no different than any other bar...you're not any classier because you got crabs from a one nighter you met at Harry's!........also those burgers in the parking lot are the SHIT!!!
Fake stories are for fml, not tfln. I cant believe stuff like this gets through and mine don't!
i think all men would want to relive their younger or wild days over again. and not just men.. sometimes its fun to not have to think of others and the consequences, and just do what you want and what feels good.
leave this guy alone, he is doing what he wants and it happy. are you?
You think 2 strippers @ 31 is good. You are gonng love 43.
This is clearly fake. . . Why do people need to fantasize stories on this website to get the attention & appreciation of Anonymous posters.
Who cares if he wants to be you - what kind of douche mows the lawn at that time in the morning?!
are people seriously arguing morals on texts from last night?
st. louisans argue morals on EVERYTHING.
the guy was mowing the lawn at 7am before he took his kids to school? which means he was mowing his lawn at 7am on a weekday. theres his biggest problem right there
how do you know he wouldn't rather have the marriage and children? I think it's pathetic you would imagine that being 31 and rolling with sluts makes you more of a man. If that's what you want, great, you have it that way. If he wants his kids, then great for him, he's equally as happy
fake...if you are texting someone, obviously they know you...do you really need to add your age?
Hell, I'm 40 and envious.
i think you never know how freaky, wild, kinky or fun a married lady is until you have done her, enough said. That said, what kind of guy pays attention to anything but the two hotties and even notices the neighbor i mean really?
watch all-american reject's 'gives you hell'. thinkin this is somewhat fake.
Well, it's funny. I just hope you're both happy, for your own sakes.
how do we know ur not the mowing the lawn guy?
Why would he? You should shallow and idiotic, which makes me grateful you haven't---and probably won't---pass your genes on to the next generation.
The other man sounds responsible, intelligent and mature.
Again, who mows their lawn at 7 am???
i guess....except for that he sounds like a major tool.
Shit, you people are assholes. St. Louis is awesome because we're all a little fucked one way or the other. The only thing I can't understand is why people who cry in confession every sunday NEED to tell everyone else they're fucked. St. Louis and Salt Lake, most self rightous cities in the country.
What makes you think he doesn't roll with multiple chicks at other times? Its not like having kids and laws means you can't party. With any luck his kids help him sucker in the MILFs.
there are a TON of haters in this town. peace, bitches!
East side? lol did you at least get a burger or hot dog from the venders in the middle of the parking lots?
this is great. love this
HA !!! STDS !!!!!!!!! HOW SAD U HAVE 2 MEET SLUTS @ A STRIP CLUB_YOU ARENT GOING ANYWHERE IN LIFE_ LOOOOOOOOOOSER !!!!
blah blah blah. I'm gonna talk shit on a website because I have no concept of entertainment value, and I'd rather pass judgement. I hate the idea of someone scoring 2 chicks while I stroke it to crusty mags and online youporn vids all alone and I will justify myself by trying to down someone elses life which obviously better than mine. My opinion matters somehow
lulz, leave the textssss be.! People are people they can't help themselves.
5:18pm --great post!