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  • 89 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 6:06am

    What kind of asshole mows their lawn at 7am?

  • 77 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 2:37am

    the look on the neighbor's face told me he was definitely NOT happy to be married to his cow of a wife. by the way, the girls weren't strippers...just girls i met there.

  • 75 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 11:36pm

    i'm 21 in college and this only happens once a year with me.. i need to step up my game..

  • 72 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 4:27pm

    probably not...cuz you probably caught something nasty from those two chicks....

  • 64 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 7:55am

    1) Girls you meet at a strip club probably aren't too much better than strippers 2) Guys who think this behavior is appropriate are usually the ones who can't find a decent wife when they're old and full of STDs

  • 68 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 1:39pm

    maybe the 7am mowing is because it is ridiculously hot wherever they live. Heat + humidity would make me mow at 4am. But then the neighbors would kill you at 5am.

  • 68 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 2:27am

    i think all men would want to relive their younger or wild days over again. and not just men.. sometimes its fun to not have to think of others and the consequences, and just do what you want and what feels good. leave this guy alone, he is doing what he wants and it happy. are you?

  • 73 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 2:28am

    No.

  • 62 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 4:15pm

    this is great. love this

  • 64 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 7:37pm

    OMG why all the haters....That was funny, glad i wasn't the neighbor or one of the girls but still it was funny....and yes the hot dogs in the parking are the best.!!!!!

  • 58 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 12:31pm

    the guy was mowing the lawn at 7am before he took his kids to school? which means he was mowing his lawn at 7am on a weekday. theres his biggest problem right there

  • 72 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 12:45am

    how do you know he wouldn't rather have the marriage and children? I think it's pathetic you would imagine that being 31 and rolling with sluts makes you more of a man. If that's what you want, great, you have it that way. If he wants his kids, then great for him, he's equally as happy

  • 80 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 4:38pm

    fake...if you are texting someone, obviously they know you...do you really need to add your age?

  • 61 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 3:01pm

    This is clearly fake. . . Why do people need to fantasize stories on this website to get the attention & appreciation of Anonymous posters. FAIL

  • 61 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 12:13am

    i guess....except for that he sounds like a major tool.

  • 64 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:49am

    i think you never know how freaky, wild, kinky or fun a married lady is until you have done her, enough said. That said, what kind of guy pays attention to anything but the two hotties and even notices the neighbor i mean really?

  • 55 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 1:10am

    st. louisans argue morals on EVERYTHING.

  • 60 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 2:17pm

    Who cares if he wants to be you - what kind of douche mows the lawn at that time in the morning?!

  • 77 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 11:46pm

    You think 2 strippers @ 31 is good. You are gonng love 43.

  • 62 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 8:35pm

    Fake stories are for fml, not tfln. I cant believe stuff like this gets through and mine don't!

  • 59 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 1:08am

    are people seriously arguing morals on texts from last night?

  • 60 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 4:38am

    how do we know ur not the mowing the lawn guy?

  • 56 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 4:47pm

    I'm pretty sure I'm your neighbor.

  • 59 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 12:02pm

    there are a TON of haters in this town. peace, bitches!

  • 53 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 10:00am

    No- you have STD's. Haha BITCH!!!!

  • 60 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 12:38am

    What makes you think he doesn't roll with multiple chicks at other times? Its not like having kids and laws means you can't party. With any luck his kids help him sucker in the MILFs.

  • 50 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 9:39am

    Hell, I'm 40 and envious.

  • 58 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 5:36pm

    Why would he? You should shallow and idiotic, which makes me grateful you haven't---and probably won't---pass your genes on to the next generation. The other man sounds responsible, intelligent and mature.

  • 62 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 3:45am

    HA !!! STDS !!!!!!!!! HOW SAD U HAVE 2 MEET SLUTS @ A STRIP CLUB_YOU ARENT GOING ANYWHERE IN LIFE_ LOOOOOOOOOOSER !!!!

  • 62 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 4:54am

    Well, it's funny. I just hope you're both happy, for your own sakes.

  • 57 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 5:46am

    Shit, you people are assholes. St. Louis is awesome because we're all a little fucked one way or the other. The only thing I can't understand is why people who cry in confession every sunday NEED to tell everyone else they're fucked. St. Louis and Salt Lake, most self rightous cities in the country.

  • 56 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 2:43am

    watch all-american reject's 'gives you hell'. thinkin this is somewhat fake.

  • 53 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 12:40pm

    do you think all of these people posting about how gross it is to pick up girls at the east side are just socially retarded, hideously ugly, or flat out jealous. if you've ever gone out in st louis then chances are you've ended up on the east side and getting picked up there is no different than any other bar...you're not any classier because you got crabs from a one nighter you met at Harry's!........also those burgers in the parking lot are the SHIT!!!

  • 53 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 8:16am

    East side? lol did you at least get a burger or hot dog from the venders in the middle of the parking lots?

  • 50 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 9:26am

    Again, who mows their lawn at 7 am???

  • 46 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 5:18pm

    blah blah blah. I'm gonna talk shit on a website because I have no concept of entertainment value, and I'd rather pass judgement. I hate the idea of someone scoring 2 chicks while I stroke it to crusty mags and online youporn vids all alone and I will justify myself by trying to down someone elses life which obviously better than mine. My opinion matters somehow

  • 37 42
    Submitted by jltc on Apr 24, 11 at 10:33am

    Both sound pretty much like losers to me...

  • 45 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 1:50am

    lulz, leave the textssss be.! People are people they can't help themselves.

  • 45 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 3:35pm

    5:18pm --great post!