I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
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New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
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He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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