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  • Umm...the Valley of The kings is a mass grave (tomb) site...are you saying things are dead and buried inside?...and I dunno if you've been there but it's probably not image you'd like to be associated with your vag.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 11:02am
  • haha, this is hilarious. i don't really get naming your parts unless it really turns your bf/gf on

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 11:02am
  • I named mine "meat grinder." Clever, right?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 12:37pm
  • I once had mine named "Tastes like heaven." So, 11:09...the guy did do his research.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 11:17am
  • Did you fuck a hockey team?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 8:44pm
  • why? cause they all will need to be mummified afterward?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 6:21am
  • I named my pinky toe "The Balancer." My knee is called "Water Polo." Scalp: "Dude Ranch." Elbow: "Freaky Deaky." Second knuckle, ring finger, left hand: "Howie Dooing."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 2:43pm
  • That would be the point ^

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 2:13pm
  • i'm not getting any part of my body near anything that could allude to cutting or grinding. think harder ladies.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 1:28pm
  • You should name your vag, "The valley of death"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 10:50am
  • i dunno if naming ur vag a "valley" is a good thing..................valley's are big and wide

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 10:49am
  • I dated one girl and i named her Vag "i hope you get gut shot and die a slow painfull death"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 11:29am
  • This shit is funny relax and get a sense of humor you jerkoffs

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 2:11am
  • Cause it's dry & sandy?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 11:12am
  • Ive named a vag before.....I called it the 7th circle of hell

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 11:13am
  • 243 you need to get out more

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:28pm
  • I was speechless after I read this text...that is one fucked up chick who knows nothing about the Valley of Kings<<<<< she must be she just said hi my vagina is a mass grave...which kinda makes you think dead guys or dead babies hmmmm abortion

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 11:00am
  • More like an Axe Wound...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 12:05pm
  • right, like you're not a whore

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 8:49pm
  • 11:02 yessss. Fools, if you're going to name your genitals, do your research!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 11:09am
  • What if I'm 360 lbs? ^

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 6:29pm
  • she can grind on my meat.....idiots

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 4:07pm
  • "Umm...the Valley of The kings is a mass grave (tomb) site...are you saying things are dead and buried inside?" <<<< I agree with this quote from before. Does that mean you've had like mass abortions? hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 2:22pm
  • HAHAHA ahhh alrkjarlhkjarlhjathjaklhjaltehja

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 9:25pm
  • If you weigh 360 lbs, perhaps it'd be more adequate for you to be grinding on a pig. You'd probably get along better anyway...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 10:01pm
  • I was speechless after I read this text...that is one fucked up chick who knows nothing about the Valley of Kings

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 8:56pm
  • whos judging if they're kings? :P

    Submitted by S4LT on Dec 5, 10 at 8:37pm
  • Clever girl. You might not want to broadcast its fertility, though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 10:46am
  • A girl told me she named hers "lake placid"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 11:46am